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Oct. 18th, 2014 06:01 am[ this first ( and only ) broadcast begins with the image of one punky infant, sitting legs crossed on a bed that's probably ten times his size, with one of those headphones ( purple. it's gotta be purple! ) from the circus shops cupping both ears. he's looking down at his own pokegear, looking particularly engrossed with the screen as he clicks and presses buttons. his cheeks gleam a little, so he wipes with his forearm, sweat beginning to form as he cusses under his breath. yes, route-- it's that infamous game everyone's been talking about!
the screen moves, and turning towards a closed doorway, it focuses on three scraggies. one scraggy grins, silently giving a thumbs up, one rolling their eyes, and the other sighing. from behind the held screen comes another yellow arm, most likely belonging to another scraggy as it gives a doubtful thumbs up in return. there's an exchange, a short one-- the filmer seems unsure while the other seems way too enthusiastic ( minus the other two that seem a bit against it ), egging them all on. finally giving in, the other two scraggies climb on top of each other to give the jumpy one a boost to reach the light switch, while the scraggy holding the extra pokegear focuses back onto skull and sets the device down, who . . . just jumped with fright, cursing just a bit louder and mumbling about the 'stupid forth night jesus christ that's like the tenth time'. suddenly, the lights shut off, and skull freezes, eyes going wider than they should, face immediately going pale, and removing his headphones, his pokegear being the only source of light to make him visible. ]
W-w-what the hell— Hello-?!
[ from what should have been from the doorway, there's the sound of thumping, then an eerily hummed tune. it's half chuckled in the end, but right now that's a bit too scary to notice as anything but terrifying, skull rapidly scooting himself back and breathing a quicker. ]
. . . H-h-henry-?!
[ henry the houndoom, of course! the silence carries until a blurring figure flies right at him, screeching, causing him to give a high pitched ( okay it's kind of girly ) scream in return as they both impact and disappear into pitch black. the lights go back on, and when the image is finally crystal clear, a scraggy on top of the supposed baby, the two have a moment of staring at each other. skull is actually crying, mascara and eye shadow running a bit, while the scraggy on top of him rolls over and laughs to no end. ]
—MIKEY?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU—!!!!
[ just as skull pushes himself up to launch at the laughing scraggy, the filming pokegear is picked up then, placed into the loose skin of one of the scraggies, then pressing the right button to shut things off. when everything settles, a text post comes from skull's device, perfectly unaware that he got punk'd. ]
yeah so that new game everyone's talking about??
total waste of time and pokegear space!!!!
seriously!!! its not even scary!!!
like who even made this game and called it a game?! and who the hell even sits around to play it more than once??
think about it youre hired as a security guard but the stupid place doesn't even NEED security
what kind of excuse is that???
a stupid fucking excuse to get cash thats what
the screen moves, and turning towards a closed doorway, it focuses on three scraggies. one scraggy grins, silently giving a thumbs up, one rolling their eyes, and the other sighing. from behind the held screen comes another yellow arm, most likely belonging to another scraggy as it gives a doubtful thumbs up in return. there's an exchange, a short one-- the filmer seems unsure while the other seems way too enthusiastic ( minus the other two that seem a bit against it ), egging them all on. finally giving in, the other two scraggies climb on top of each other to give the jumpy one a boost to reach the light switch, while the scraggy holding the extra pokegear focuses back onto skull and sets the device down, who . . . just jumped with fright, cursing just a bit louder and mumbling about the 'stupid forth night jesus christ that's like the tenth time'. suddenly, the lights shut off, and skull freezes, eyes going wider than they should, face immediately going pale, and removing his headphones, his pokegear being the only source of light to make him visible. ]
W-w-what the hell— Hello-?!
[ from what should have been from the doorway, there's the sound of thumping, then an eerily hummed tune. it's half chuckled in the end, but right now that's a bit too scary to notice as anything but terrifying, skull rapidly scooting himself back and breathing a quicker. ]
. . . H-h-henry-?!
[ henry the houndoom, of course! the silence carries until a blurring figure flies right at him, screeching, causing him to give a high pitched ( okay it's kind of girly ) scream in return as they both impact and disappear into pitch black. the lights go back on, and when the image is finally crystal clear, a scraggy on top of the supposed baby, the two have a moment of staring at each other. skull is actually crying, mascara and eye shadow running a bit, while the scraggy on top of him rolls over and laughs to no end. ]
—MIKEY?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU—!!!!
[ just as skull pushes himself up to launch at the laughing scraggy, the filming pokegear is picked up then, placed into the loose skin of one of the scraggies, then pressing the right button to shut things off. when everything settles, a text post comes from skull's device, perfectly unaware that he got punk'd. ]
yeah so that new game everyone's talking about??
total waste of time and pokegear space!!!!
seriously!!! its not even scary!!!
like who even made this game and called it a game?! and who the hell even sits around to play it more than once??
think about it youre hired as a security guard but the stupid place doesn't even NEED security
what kind of excuse is that???
a stupid fucking excuse to get cash thats what
